We are blog we will assimilate your facial hair.

I waited till feeding time for your father to leave his office lair, I followed him while in the shadows hoping to not draw his wrath and fury upon me.
He went to your mothers office lair. I then deployed my smoke screen after finding it hidden location and disappeared. I had to retreat because 1 father/mother guth on there own i can handle but when more than 1 are together the power is to strong for even the strongest man.
I then went and ate sushi said my goodbyes to friends and family and practiced my deadly movements in preparation for my final confrontation with the female mother guth.
I finally gathered the courage to go to the mother guths hidden lair, I walk in and said….
“hello aurel asked me to drop off his paintball stuff” mother guth replied “i do not want to know”……these shocking words still haunt me to this day…..what is there meaning,  no one will ever know.

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

me: did u know i have a Chinese uncle

bet ya did not

Pammy:  WHAT!!?!

me:  i said that to aurel and he said so do i

Pammy:  no way

me:  we r in a club now

yes

Pammy:  aww u are probably cousins

me:  lol

racist

Pammy:  why am i racist

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

Rant

Part 1

Wtf is wrong with the US. They wonder why there is such an issue with underage sex.

Yet they cut the sex education programs and promote abstinence only programs.

MOST people who promote abstinence are religious. Based on that they know it doesn’t work, two words prove it if you are religious, Immaculate conception. lol

Part 2

The media promotes underage sex and promote people lusting after young kids.

They show children of there age group as sexual and make it seem the norm. Then when the kids emulate there heros problems occur.

Compound that with the fact they have no real sex education and we have babys having babys.

Just one example is the below link

http://dcfans.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/aly_aj_ms.jpg

Those girls are 14 and 16. and form the musical duo aly and aj.

/rant

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

Pammy:  when are we gonna visit aurel in Switzerland?

me:  meh

Pammy:  video games grow on trees there

me:  OOOOOOOOO really!!!!

Pammy:  yea they do!!!!

For some reason Gmails sponcered link thinks I have a intrest in the below link. All I can say is WTF

http://sementank.net/?gclid=CMS6puT4gpQCFQtvGgod-HBfXA

Aurel is smart here is proof.

http://www.wallawalla.edu/services/is/dl/20080609-163602-1/#

dan: yea they are yummie
me: do you like the way they smell?
dan: sure
me: do you want that smell all over you
dan: uh no thanks
me: then don’t come paintballing or be fast and dot get hit
dan: what!? ur paint is scented?
me: lolol mhm and pink
dan: that’s just great
me: hells yea it is
u know u love it
i hope bugs attack you all after hit
it will make me lol

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

” I sent 3 waves of 9 cattys, I think I’ll send bigger waves. Im going to send 2 waves of 10″

~sigh~

little

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