We are blog we will assimilate your facial hair.

dan: yea they are yummie
me: do you like the way they smell?
dan: sure
me: do you want that smell all over you
dan: uh no thanks
me: then don’t come paintballing or be fast and dot get hit
dan: what!? ur paint is scented?
me: lolol mhm and pink
dan: that’s just great
me: hells yea it is
u know u love it
i hope bugs attack you all after hit
it will make me lol

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris