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Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Guths Lair

I waited till feeding time for your father to leave his office lair, I followed him while in the shadows hoping to not draw his wrath and fury upon me.
He went to your mothers office lair. I then deployed my smoke screen after finding it hidden location and disappeared. I had to retreat because 1 father/mother guth on there own i can handle but when more than 1 are together the power is to strong for even the strongest man.
I then went and ate sushi said my goodbyes to friends and family and practiced my deadly movements in preparation for my final confrontation with the female mother guth.
I finally gathered the courage to go to the mother guths hidden lair, I walk in and said….
“hello aurel asked me to drop off his paintball stuff” mother guth replied “i do not want to know”……these shocking words still haunt me to this day…..what is there meaning,  no one will ever know.

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

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