I waited till feeding time for your father to leave his office lair, I followed him while in the shadows hoping to not draw his wrath and fury upon me.
He went to your mothers office lair. I then deployed my smoke screen after finding it hidden location and disappeared. I had to retreat because 1 father/mother guth on there own i can handle but when more than 1 are together the power is to strong for even the strongest man.
I then went and ate sushi said my goodbyes to friends and family and practiced my deadly movements in preparation for my final confrontation with the female mother guth.
I finally gathered the courage to go to the mother guths hidden lair, I walk in and said….
“hello aurel asked me to drop off his paintball stuff” mother guth replied “i do not want to know”……these shocking words still haunt me to this day…..what is there meaning, no one will ever know.
Sincerely your Dark Lord
Chris
posted by admin at 1:06 pm
me: did u know i have a Chinese uncle
bet ya did not
Pammy: WHAT!!?!
me: i said that to aurel and he said so do i
Pammy: no way
me: we r in a club now
yes
Pammy: aww u are probably cousins
me: lol
racist
Pammy: why am i racist
Sincerely your Dark Lord
Chris
posted by admin at 5:33 pm
Pammy: when are we gonna visit aurel in Switzerland?
me: meh
Pammy: video games grow on trees there
me: OOOOOOOOO really!!!!
Pammy: yea they do!!!!
posted by admin at 9:20 am
For some reason Gmails sponcered link thinks I have a intrest in the below link. All I can say is WTF
http://sementank.net/?gclid=CMS6puT4gpQCFQtvGgod-HBfXA
posted by admin at 7:42 am
” I sent 3 waves of 9 cattys, I think I’ll send bigger waves. Im going to send 2 waves of 10″
~sigh~
posted by admin at 4:16 pm
posted by admin at 5:28 pm
http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/d/321-2/1164725943775.jpg
posted by admin at 4:23 pm
wow
http://www.hersenscheet.com/loi/hitler1.swf
posted by admin at 8:18 pm
me: lol i lied
pammy made plans for us
Aurelien: pammy made plans for us?
this is scary
me: just sent email
lol no its cool
Aurelien: i nono if i like that
me: it cool
Aurelien: i feel like my life has been taken over
me: LOL
Aurelien: no one’s ever made plans for me, i dont know what to do
me: loloolol
Aurelien: am i less of a man now
me: she said get used to it
Sincerely your Dark Lord
Chris
posted by admin at 6:20 pm
me: stop feeding yo face yo face is soo full
Aurelien: tell me why i have a purple ring on my shoulder and a 2inch yellow ring outside or that
me: cause ur a sensitive “jumanji”
Aurelien: hate you
me: and i hate sensitive “jumanjis”
i though u needed more color
Aurelien: are you ready
me: r u!!
Sincerely your Dark Lord
Chris
posted by admin at 11:21 am
