We are blog we will assimilate your facial hair. » Randomness http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:10:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The Guths Lair http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/08/14/the-guths-lair/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/08/14/the-guths-lair/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:06:29 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/08/14/the-guths-lair/ I waited till feeding time for your father to leave his office lair, I followed him while in the shadows hoping to not draw his wrath and fury upon me.
He went to your mothers office lair. I then deployed my smoke screen after finding it hidden location and disappeared. I had to retreat because 1 father/mother guth on there own i can handle but when more than 1 are together the power is to strong for even the strongest man.
I then went and ate sushi said my goodbyes to friends and family and practiced my deadly movements in preparation for my final confrontation with the female mother guth.
I finally gathered the courage to go to the mother guths hidden lair, I walk in and said….
“hello aurel asked me to drop off his paintball stuff” mother guth replied “i do not want to know”……these shocking words still haunt me to this day…..what is there meaning,  no one will ever know.

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/08/14/the-guths-lair/feed/ 0 I am part Chinese….kinda http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/07/15/i-am-part-chinesekinda/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/07/15/i-am-part-chinesekinda/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:33:28 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/07/15/i-am-part-chinesekinda/ me: did u know i have a Chinese uncle

bet ya did not

Pammy:  WHAT!!?!

me:  i said that to aurel and he said so do i

Pammy:  no way

me:  we r in a club now

yes

Pammy:  aww u are probably cousins

me:  lol

racist

Pammy:  why am i racist

 

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

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me:  meh

Pammy:  video games grow on trees there

me:  OOOOOOOOO really!!!!

Pammy:  yea they do!!!!

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/06/24/switzerland/feed/ 1 Gmail http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/06/20/gmail/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/06/20/gmail/#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:42:12 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/06/20/gmail/ For some reason Gmails sponcered link thinks I have a intrest in the below link. All I can say is WTF

http://sementank.net/?gclid=CMS6puT4gpQCFQtvGgod-HBfXA

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2008/06/20/gmail/feed/ 1 Im dumb http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/31/im-dumb/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/31/im-dumb/#comments Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:16:57 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/31/im-dumb/ ” I sent 3 waves of 9 cattys, I think I’ll send bigger waves. Im going to send 2 waves of 10″

~sigh~

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]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/23/little-people/feed/ 0 NINJAAAA!!! http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/23/ninjaaaa/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/23/ninjaaaa/#comments Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:23:00 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/23/ninjaaaa/ http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/d/321-2/1164725943775.jpg

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/23/ninjaaaa/feed/ 1 The Führer like never before http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/20/the-fuhrer-like-never-before/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/20/the-fuhrer-like-never-before/#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:18:08 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/20/the-fuhrer-like-never-before/ wow

http://www.hersenscheet.com/loi/hitler1.swf

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/20/the-fuhrer-like-never-before/feed/ 0 how Aurel became less of a man http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/19/how-aurel-became-less-of-a-man/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/19/how-aurel-became-less-of-a-man/#comments Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:20:14 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/19/how-aurel-became-less-of-a-man/

me: lol i lied

pammy made plans for us

Aurelien: pammy made plans for us?

this is scary

me: just sent email

lol no its cool

Aurelien: i nono if i like that

me: it cool

Aurelien: i feel like my life has been taken over

me: LOL

Aurelien: no one’s ever made plans for me, i dont know what to do

me: loloolol

Aurelien: am i less of a man now

me: she said get used to it

 

Sincerely your Dark Lord

Chris

]]> http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/19/how-aurel-became-less-of-a-man/feed/ 0 You are to white (censored for pammy) http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/17/you-are-to-white-censored-for-pammy/ http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/17/you-are-to-white-censored-for-pammy/#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:21:28 +0000 admin http://www.chrisandpammy.com/blog/chris/2007/07/17/you-are-to-white-censored-for-pammy/ me: stop feeding yo face yo face is soo full

   

Aurelien: tell me why i have a purple ring on my shoulder and a 2inch yellow ring outside or that

me: cause ur a sensitive “jumanji”

Aurelien: hate you

me: and i hate sensitive “jumanjis”

i though u needed more color

Aurelien: are you ready

me: r u!!

                Sincerely your Dark Lord

                Chris

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